Dominic Gallo's Live Journal

fuck you lloyd

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 23:11:58 GMT

i hate lloyd carr, hes an assclown. he should be fired for being a fuckingn idiot and letting the ohio state loss effect our bowl games, lloyd carr sucks and should be fired.

ugh

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:53:46 GMT

its late, 450 am. it technically xmas eve although xmas popped out of nowhere since it hasnt snowed, which is sweet. FUCK SNOW

ive had nothing to od other than play poker lately and ive been winning a lot!!!!! i won a 20 person tourney the other night and a 14 person one a week ago and ive been dominating cashers too.

im probably going to ferris state next yr for my golf shit, im iffy about it but i need ot od something other than take online classes at fucking schoolcraft.

i still have no woman, big shocked eh? i need to touch it soon or im doomed for life

mickelson

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 16:19:26 GMT

phil mickelson dominated the masters, thats really all that needs to be said.

the benchwarmers was funny as hell, way better than i had expected.

finally

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:41:28 GMT

i finally got to go golfing today for the first time since october and the caddy banquet, it was wonderful to get out again. i played coyote with cameron, a good course thats 7200 yards long, thats long compared to 95% of the other courses. i started bogey par bogey and started to heat up, i made a birdie followed by 3 pars then blew up with 6 bogeys in a row, i lost my swing completely as well as all my feel and got flustered. i ended decent with 3 pars and a bogey to end the round with an 80, shitty for me but not 100% awful considering ive hit balls 4 times since october.

i just watched cinderella man with russell crowe and it was pretty sweet, i bought i the other day at blockbuster since they had a deal and heard it was sweet, i also got four brothers since that was the besdt movie they had there that i had seen before, 2 for 20 bucks isnt bad so i went with it.

im watching four brothers now and realized that terrance howard is in it, he backdoors more shit than anyone ever it seems like. he was in four brothers, get rich or die tryin, crash (amazing) and hustle and flow (amazing) for which he finished 2nd to phillip seymore hoffman for best actor for his role in capote which i have yet to see.

i need to see some movies and have a list of them, i figure since i do nothing i may as well see every movie possible ot occupy my downtime, and by downtime i mean when im not at work or school lol.

vijay singh leads after the first round of the masters and phil lingers at -2, only 3 back after a solid round. heres a small leaderboard for those who care:

Vijay Singh -5
Rocco Mediate -4
Aaron Oberholser -3
Phil Mickelson, Retief Goosen, Geoff Ogilvy, Tim Clark -2
Ernie Els, Mike Weir, among others -1
Tiger E

Dream Master Sunday Situation:
Phil, Tiger, Retief, Ernie play in a 6 hole playoff with Phil beating Tiger to win the Masters and his 2nd green jacket.

???

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:42:50 GMT

so nothing has happened this week but i will inform you of the weekends events.

i went to state saturday and went to the casino friday and lost 60, i got no cards ever, it was shitty. i tried drinking for the first time, not a lot though. miller lite was shitty but captain morgans wasnt bad.

worked saturday, no stories though,

wow

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:52:01 GMT

crash is the best movie ive seen since hustle and flow, i bought it today since i got 15 dollars in reward zone money and i decided to buy crash even though i havent seen it. it was fucking amazing and will be on my top movie list soon.

wow

Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:15:19 GMT

v for vendetta, wow see it now if you havent. its fucking amazing

george mason, fuck with them.

ncaa tourney results:

LSU over UCLA-----------------------\
----------------------------------------I---------------George Mason (71) over LSU (66)
Geroge Mason over Florida-------------/

friday

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:23:14 GMT

yesterday was very eventful.

i saw inside man with cass at 1:20, denzel washington and clive owen are in it, also featuring jodie foster (who doesnt look too bad, which may be weird to some). it was pretty sweet, i mean denzel is in it, can it be bad?

i bought my RAZR yesterday and its pretty sweet, my dad paid for some so i only had to pay a chunk of it. tell me why my dad got a $149 phone, a $70 bluetooth headset, and a $30 car charger for $125 with a $50 rebate? do the math.......exactly. oh and he got me a $30 car charger for free too. fuck with that, please.

i then went to tj's new house (or as i like to call, house B) and we went to best buy so he could buy south park season 7. i was getting seasons 4 and 5, im a little behind (i need season 1 still too, i only have 2 which target provided me lol, 3, 4, and now 5). but speaking of target, there is a little twist. tj had an ad from target which had the south park i wanted for 20 bucks each. but he forgot it on his counter so guess where i had to go??? yup, target go get another ad, the westland one not the ford rd one which temporarily fucked my life, as we all know. anyway i got it as quick as i could, but of course there was a delay. they had none in the little stand so i had to go to customer service and wait for about 5 minutes in line. god likes to play games with me, lol.

tj and i then watched some NCAA tourney which was sweet as well.

today i just worked form 11-8 and am trying to figure out if there will be anything to do/cards.

fuck

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:22:23 GMT

ok heres the thing, i got a little over z about the apparent release date of the new splinter cell. the one that came out today is a splinter cell game for psp and the one that comes out that i wanted apparently is released sept. 4 or something like that but by that time ill have or be getting ready to own a PS3 so ill just end up getting it for that.

today may have been the most boring day of my life. i woke up and went to tjs at about 10 to finish my conclusion and my outline for the paper that was due today. i probably got a 98 or so, lol. since my worst grade has been a 96 percent out of 4 papers so im not concerned with that.

after school i went back to tjs and hung around for a while. i went home at about 5 and brought home some lees chicken for my dad and sisters.

i drove my younger sister jamie to dance which is on michigan ave, about 15-20 minutes from home. i then had to pick her up at 8:50 or so, right before the beginning of american idol. for the record that little kid Kevin Covais was knocked out, thank god. for those of you who watch it you know what i mean and those of you that watch it, thank god you havent seen this kid, wow.

its early, about 11:20 pm right now. nothin on tv, world poker tour is over, the pistons won, there is nothing on the golf channel (or any other channel for that matter).

today went by way too quickly.

hahahahah

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:58:13 GMT

i have been reading some of my old entries, if you have time read them. it will make your day

the joke that is the life of dominic gallo/the chad

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:40:25 GMT

state was very fun last week, its been a while since ive been there and it was great to be back. i know i was missed during my absence, but we made up for it this weekend, we had some good times. thursday night went by very quickly, ross and i talked until 5 am or so about different things, a typical night time conversation with ross, always a highlight of a day. friday was even better. we watched some ncaa tourney on tv, and on our computer via cbssportsline.com, it was sweet. the boys from ORAL ROBERTS gave us some fun shit this week, they lost unfortunately but it gave us some laughs. we kept yelling oral roberts to people and we made a weekend long joke of it. i kept yelling "oral roberts room 204 get in line!!!!" it was great and i made everyones day at msu with that. later that day, maggie came up and drank with larner and alicia popped out of left field with some friend (whom i though was decent by the way)and steve was there and ross and i laughed our asses off watching them. larner played guitar and steve was singing and dancing everywhere, i have never seen steve move faster than a nice casual walking pace so this was damn funny to see. oh, almost forgot. ross and i walked to the business dept. of msu cuz he had to pick up a letter for some scholarship he got and need to revise it. on the way back a kid walking by us had his life changed forever. i looked at him as he walked by and asked was talkin to ross like a normal story and all this kid heard was "so i gave him an oral roberts right...." and this kid dropped a load in his shorts and his jaw just dropped, i tell u what, that kid will be haunted for about 8 years cuz of that, lol. im the funniest person ever, well top 7 maybe ahhaha.

ross and i went to get some chinese food/take a break from the drunks, and at this point ross kept jokin about how we were "pounding gatorades," not sure about that one. no, actually i found it to be very funny...........the first 9 times (just kidding ross). when we went to the chinese place and he got some honey chicken somethingorother (not a word) and it looked good, so i tried a piece and used his fork and im pretty sure people saw that and thought it was the gayest thing ever, but you know what? i dont care (big shocked, eh? prolly not, lol) the chicken was damn good and worth a good laugh as well.

i had to wake up at 9:03 to get home for my 11 am shift at the hut which ended up being 45 minutes or so, dont ask. i have to set the alarm for an odd number i dont know why, its like my thing at the gas station where if im pumping and i get a little over z (the new abbreviation of overzealous the best word ever) and i stop over an even dollar (22.04 or 27.13 or something) i gotta go until the next even dollar (23.00 or 28.00), dont ask. im a weird ass.

i ran shit at our cash game yesterday and won 50, a long overdue 50. i finally figured out how to play those cash games, just sit and wait, thats all it is.

i got a new 10 dollar bill last night, its ORANGE, yep you read it right, ORANGE. wow lol, how fucking weird is that?

Pavel Datsyuk, enough said. watch highlights of tonights shootout and youll understand.

does anyone had a good ncaa bracket? doubt it. bradley? george mason? come on, if you seriously picked those ill give you an oral roberts (just use your imagination here). in my best bracket i still have 7 elite 8 teams and all my final 4 teams but lost a few key games like osu to georgetown, syracuse to texas a&m, and pitt to bradley.

DISAPPOINTMENTS OF LAST WEEK:

1. i still got now women action and dont foresee it in the near future (i spent the weekend giving oral roberts to everyone, thats why i guess)
2. the weekend ended, altough my life is a 7 day long weekend, the real weekend is great especially when i go to state
3. this is from yesterday, reynolds called my and asked if i wanted to go to the pistons game with him, and i said no. the old me wouldve said yes, but im making great leaps and bounds towards total hatred of reynolds.
4. pokerstars, i wont even get into it, but im offically retiring from pokerstars (until ross puts money back on)
5. UABs shocking 1th round loss to Kentucky, i picked UAB over UCONN in the second round in one of my brackets. but trust me, if they played, UAB wouldve won 82-77 believe it.
6. family guy was an old episode
7. i havent golfed in 5 someodd (once again, probably not a word) months, wow this summer me cass and cameron are golfin everyday, and we need a 4th. Lead, you may be the man for the job.

BUT THIS WEEK...........

1. im getting a RAZR friday, fuck with me. only because they use it on the OC though
2. SPLINTER CELL 4, finally. i love the splinter cell series more than any other probably and have beaten all of them at least 2 times
3. new ATREYU cd comes out the 28th and im getting it although i downloaded it already, i dont like taking music from bands i love. them being, ATREYU, HIM, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, and a few others i cant think of right now

but thats all i got for now folks, gotta get up early and do an outline for my paper thats due tomorrow (technically now today). check back later in the week for updates

why?

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:56:56 GMT

nothing good happens for me on pokerstars does it? i dont think so. i keep getting fucked everywhere, fuck it hahaha.

so i downloaded the new atreyu cd and its not as good as i anticipated sadly. dont get me wrong, its still sweet, but i thought it would be better and its only 9 songs and 33 minutes, kind of weak. it doesnt come out until march 28th, but im still buying it even though i have the songs. i like giving good musicians money for their music, i hate stealing it, although that didnt stop me at target.....bazing!!!

why do i still go to schoolcraft, its just and hour and 20 minutes of me and kyle (emmons) talking about poker, its a joke lol.

i need something to do with my like, i have been downloading lots of tv shows at tjs to pass the time, but i can only fit so many on my ipod lol.

sigh, no women have gotten a hold of me (like i actually expected it, its me lol) and its depressing.

if i get saturday off for my online exam i have to take, msu will get a return from the beloved chad, so that should be fun. in addition, its st pats day too so maybe i can get a drunk bitch, lol jk, but seriously can i? no i dont want to, ok maybe i do, so what?

greaaaaat!!!!

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:10:50 GMT

life is a giant joke, people catch shit on me at cards and its great, i lose when i have the best hand, makes sense.

i hate working at pizza hut and need to get out of it so i can do whatever i want over the summer. i may have to quit soon because im going to try and get sweet at golf, i know im decent, i mean REALLY GOOD, like shooting in the 60s, which pros do. i know i can do it and i think i can do it, so why not? i have the talent, i just need to stop mind fucking myself and im good. my handicap is 2.3 right now, which is decent but not good enough for me.

nothing good happened today, just getting fucked on pokerstars and then in real poker, which is a huge joke.

tomorrow should be better.....i hope.

hit me up me ladies, lol

i love you larner

wow

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:04:02 GMT

its been a while since i have taken on a livejournal entry, i need to start this back up. i know ive said this before, but i am serious this time. i am even uniting people across the country with my livejournal entries and telling how my life is an absolute joke. i need to update you on the past month of my life or so. i won $195 at the casino last friday and it was great. i went with ross and cassidy and we all won, which was sweet. i won $145 at poker and another random $50 at roulette, which by the way, it the easiest way to make money ever.............if you have the luck i had for about 5 minutes when i hit 6 out of 7 spins with a minimum bet of 5 bucks. anyway, ross and i are going up friday, so hopefully that goes well.

i am running shit at pizza hut, as expected. it sucks that drivers went from getting 90 cents a delivery to 73 since pizza hut is run by a bunch of fucks, for lack of a better term. i do pretty much whatever i want there and its awesome, i make money for driving in my car it doesnt get much better than that does it?

school couldnt be easier, i have a 97 in english, 95 in history, and 90-92 in salesmanship (im not exactly sure). schoolcraft is just a joke anymore, is what it is. going there sucks and i dont meet anyone there because i try to stay at schoolcraft for as little time as possible.

i need a woman in my life, do i not? i need to find someone like this: any height about 5' 5" to 5' 10" (not too tall or too short), dark hair (if possible, you know, beggars cant be choosers), likes movies and music and just like hanging out, nice legs (i am a leg man, ill admit it, i dont know what it is but i love legs lol) and ample size "upper section" if you will (and let me tell you, i will!!!) so if you are that person which falls into these categories and are reading my livejournal for some reason, try to get a hold of me please!!! i have no pictures of myself on here but ill try to get some soon if it helps my case in THAT department, lol.

oh, i almost forgot, i hit tjs new cougar yesterday, that was great. we were on canton center, across from the city hall building and the guy in front of him hit his brakes, he hit is, i hit mine. i was skidding on the road and tried to swerve right, that almost worked cuz i clipped his lower right bumper, but it couldve been worse, let me tell you. there was only miner tire rubbies on his bumper which rubber right out and it only left a few minor scrathes on it, nothing big.

oh, and i almost this one, wow...this one. i played cards at bones' the other night and i kept getting fuckies, just like any night basically, and i lost and threw my phone on the ground. i picked it up and the screen didnt work, so after turning it off and back on i did the next best thing........i broke it in half. not the best play but i got lucky because i can update my phone on 3/23 anyway, so its cool cuz im probably getting a RAZR phone, yes the one everyone and their mom has but i like it so i dont care.

and one more thing....i hate reynolds more than ever, so thats good!!!

casino

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:44:54 GMT

the chad made his return to msu. justin just showed us his erection, i dont know why but we all looked (it was showing in his shorts, he didnt just whip it out). this kid is way too funny and hes in ross's bed playing with it, what the fuck, ahhahaa. he took american beauty and balanced it on it and walked to his room, this kid is a joke.

but anyway, back to the events of today. we went to the casino (me, larner, and ross) and we all won. i won 30, ross won 100 and larner won 42. a solid night for all involved. a guy at my table played every hand and it was hilarious. he would just look at me before the cards were dealt and goes watch this ill raise this guy's big blind and piss him off. then he raised his big blind.........and pissed him off. it was awesome. he beat some guys aces with 10 8 off. lol.

oh heres a good one. i figured out how to transfer all my video files/dvds to my ipod. i woke up and tried to turn it on, and it didnt work. makes sense. the 3rd day ive had it and it doesnt work, i dont get why shit doesnt work for me. best buy will fell my wrath, if you will, tomorrow to return it.

more updates tomorrow.

die reynolds.

wow

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:35:56 GMT

its been a while since a livejournal entry for me and a lot has happened but there isnt enough space for me to write it all (there probably is). my new ipod video kicks ass, i watched seinfeld coming home from tjs tonight and it was awesome. i need to figure out how to put movies on it, and by that i mean find software to download for it to convert the file. i am watching the arrested development where tobias says to michael "im afraid i just blue myself." hahaha. nothing really happened today though.

evan (more commonly known as jeeves) saw me at schoolcraft today (for my only class in which i must go to schoolcraft, which is mon and wed from 1-220, ahahhaa) and i think he may have gotten over excited and squirted in his shorts, sick.

tomorrow that chad makes his long awaited and highly anticipated return to michigan state. i work at 5 but at 8 when i get off im takin a shower and going up. friday may bring a casino visit, i just know im not playing 7 card and getting screwed over again.

i officially am with tj on this one: i hope reynolds dies. hes a dick and is bad at cards and rivers me all the time and gets cocky. good news though regarding him, he lost 500 dollars last monday at the casino. how one does that i dont know. emmons (kyle, not b) told me he lost most of it at 3 card poker and apparently he played 6 hands at a holdem table and lost 60, hahaha.

ross made a move today on emily (ive been telling him to do it for months) but better late than never. but seriously, good for him. hes a good guy and although she said she had a boyfriend he still has a chance it seems because she is on a second stint with him and it wont last. good luck to ross in any future endeavors with her.

its 2:34 and im still wide awake, but a busy weekend lies ahead so i must get sleep (i wont sleep til 4 in all likelihood.

decmeber 14th

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:21:39 GMT

go to www.meatspin.com, its the funniest video you will ever see.

blah

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:26:17 GMT

i worked for 9 hours today. it was boring but i made 73 bucks so that was good. i have been driving a 1990 mercury sable as a loaner for my car getting fixed. its awful.

hahaha

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:56:18 GMT

balls. today sucked. i fucked up a math test (at least im pretty sure i am) and then i went to work. i washed dishes for like 2 hours before my first delivery. my last 3 deliveries were interesting, so lets go on a journey shall we? ok one delivery was to a guy at a spartan delivery building and the map said it was off of haggerty between plymouth and schoolcraft roads, or so i thought. after 20 minutes or so of looking i called the guy and guess where it was? on haggerty between joy and ann arbor rd, makes sense right? at least the map was right. then i delivered to a guy in the trailer park off of ridge south of 5 mile. his total was 24 bucks and it was free for him because the apparently fucked his order up last time. os i get there and got 2 dollars. it was free for god sakes, 2 dollars? fuck people. this one was the best though: it was off of mill street north of plymouth road (mill is really lilley but it changes names after ann arbor rd for osme reason). well it was some condo place and i couldnt find it at all because the road it said it was off of had a dead end and it wasnt here. well, i guess it is a 2 part road blocked by a business office building. so i eventually found it and i gave the girl her pizza. ger bill was 19.91 and guess how much i got? yep you guessed it, 9 cents!!!!!! so my last 2 runs of the night i was on the road for 40 someodd minutes and made 2.09. to make that sound worse, earlier in the night i delivered to an elderly lady in a condo and her bill was 10.85 and she gave me 5 bucks. it makes sense, its me were talkin about here.

i discovered a website that give you 50 free dollars on partypoker and hopefully it works, i should receive mine within the next few days. the web site is yourpokercash.com. it is self explanitory and i will let you know if it is successful or not. hopefully its not too good to be true.

my accounting final is wednesday. i still cant get my book.

oh, i almost forgot

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:14:29 GMT

i discovered that my economics book and my accounting book are both in my trunk which is jammed and not able to be opened, great. and for the record my finals are next wednesday i believe which could be bad since i cant get into the trunk. i need to get it fixed soon or i am fucked as they say.

interesting

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:12:20 GMT

today was a very interesting day at work. i did dishes for about an hour and a half when i got in then ended up doing like 7 or 8 runs and made 31, cool. then i got to sweep and mop the store, great! i did get to leave early but not before my manager asked me if i smoked pot (the lesbian manager) which i thought was quite interesting. i guess everyone at pizza hut does it, cute. her and a cook named rob had a conversation about where to smoke it. i guess her asking me was an invitation or something, so i have that going for me. one of the waitresses closed with me today and before she left she changed in the middle of pizza hut. she changed shirt right by the front counter which was strange and kind of erotic, lol. she is a senior at canton but although her face isnt the best, she has a nice body. anyway on that note i got to leave early and dont work till thursday, sweet.

something actually went my way today!!! the guy that hit me the other day is going to pay for all the damage of my car. how is this possible you ask? i dont know but my dad talked to his wife and i dont know what he did or said but i guess he took full responsibility for it and they both felt bad. so i need to get 2 more appraisals tomorrow and they are going to write a check for the full amount to the collision shop i get it repaired at.

people are so dumb

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:54:41 GMT

http://articles.news.aol.com/music/article.adp?id=20051206072209990013&ncid=NWS00010000000001

just read this...it needs no explanation

lol

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:06:06 GMT

i am playing oreogn trail, an elementary school favorite. i found it on some website and its hilarious still.

fuckies

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:13:00 GMT

i had my car appraised today so i could call richard and tell him houw much it is. my dad was the one that called and actually spoke to his wife and she was really cool about it and they are going to get back to us soon. for the record the damages are 14 hundo, which sucks ass. and since michigan has the gay no fault law, he only has to pay 500 max.

gay

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 16:00:26 GMT

so yesterday i was awaken by a phone call by reynolds and he said "come to church with me." see i hate church and apparently have told reynolds this before and he wants me to go tro north ridge, no fucking way. after having my sisters birthday dinner, i got another call form reynolds and he trold me he was on his way to my house to drop something off. when he got there he gave me a bag and it turned out to be a north ridge dvd. so i walked into my house and immediately threw it away, i am not watching anything or doing anything associated with a church, especially one reynolds goes to.